Quotes from Desperately Seeking Zoe

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Jack: "I'm dating a TV star."
Duncan: "No, Brad Pitt is dating a TV star."

Duncan: "Your brother is impossible to live with."
Jane: "And even harder to kill. Or so I've heard."

Doug: "She is fine."
Zoe: "And a huge pain in the ass."
Jane: "Who would have thought? Jack has a soul-mate."
Zoe: "Or even a soul."

Duncan: "What, me tell Jack to be considerate? That's like explaining color to a blind man."

Jane: "Nothing says class like rhinestones."
Zoe: "Did we buy this at gun-point?"

Doug: "I'm an Army brat. My father taught me to hate dirt... and Communism."

Zoe: "How's it going with mommy and daddy?"
Jack: "Not bad. We're really getting a chance to catch up on our awkward silences."

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