Quotes from Party Girls


Isaiah: "Like a real party. Like our parents used to have."
Jane: "Except we're not going to get drunk and argue about whose fault the children are."
Isaiah: "My parents never..."
Zoe: "You'll have to excuse her. She comes from a home that should have been broken."

Jane: "I just don't think that a college party should cost as much as college."

Duncan: "I bet Bill Gates's friends don't make him do stuff like this."
Jack: "Bill Gates doesn't have any friends."

Zoe: "This is a grown-up party. Like our parents used to have."
Jack: "Oh, so we're going to get drunk and argue about whose fault the children are."

Jane: "Everything has to be your way all the time."
Zoe: "Not *my* way, the *right* way."

Jane: "Parties aren't supposed to be perfect, they're supposed to be fun."

Duncan: "I sort of came to my senses when I started hallucinating."

Jack: "Kitty Phelps can't resist me. i'm like a rubber mouse."


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