Quotes from My Dinner With Andy

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Jack: "I hope I never date a workaholic."
Jane: "Don't worry, workaholics rarely have time to become sluts."

Jane to Zoe: "Be nice. You have a lot of skeletons in my closet."

Doug: "I get all the credit without having to do any of the work."
Jane: "So your first act of love is one of betrayal. Jack would be so proud."
Jack: "Good work, buddy."

Jack: "Nothing turns a man on like almost covering yourself with lingerie."

Jane: "To a guy, looking cheap is romantic."

Jane: "Oh, that is so romantic. Andy got two rooms so she wouldn't feel awkward."
Jack: "The decoy room. Pricey but effective."

Jack: "Hey, Doug."
Doug: "Can't talk, dead fish."
Jane: "Don't ask."

Mr. Chin: "There's an old Chinese saying: if you love them, set them free. If they swim back to you, them's some stupid guppies."

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