Written by Roger Reitzel
Directed by Gil Junger

Special guest star Larry Miller as professor

Guest starring

Nicholas Cascone as Bryan

Co-starring

Eric Aude as Norb
Jeff Lewis as Buckley
Scott Alan Smith as Elkie

Zoe: "I don't work for you."
Jack: "Yet."

Zoe: "You're late."
Jack: "Jeez, again with the time. What are you, Swiss?"

Jack: "Don't you have some place to go?"
Jane: "You mean like my apartment which you're sitting in?"
Jack: "I mean like hell."

Bryan: "I can't believe your mom okayed all this."
Jane: "Yeah, well, mommy drinks."

Zoe: "It was good advice."
Doug: "Maybe if you're Dr. Bean, medicine woman."

Zoe: "I could kill Jack."
Jane: "Don't try the pillow over the head, it doesn't work."
Zoe: "It does if you light it on fire."

Jack: "How's your new tutee?"
Zoe: "Great. He's like clay."
Jack: "So you can mold him?"
Zoe: "No, He's like clay. He's really really dumb."

Jack to Zoe: "Oh, when I'm vulnerable you laugh. Remind me never to have sex with you."