Season 1, Episode 8: A Good Man is Hard to Find


"Was that a rat?" -Zoe
"No, but it was carrying one in its mouth." -Jane

"Do you believe in soul-mates?" -Jeremy
"Can I have a lock of your hair?" -Zoe

"You couldn't think your way out of a shoe." -Jane
"That's ridiculous, why would I be in a shoe?" -Jack
"Do you want to stand here and argue, or do you want to go ruin a perfectly beautiful relationship?" -Jane

"Why do these things always happen to me? Wait a minute, these things never happen to me! That's why I don't know what to do. I have no frame of reference." -Duncan

"You know what you need? A mega-dose of vitamin Jack." -Jack


Written by Jeff Lowell, Directed by Brian K. Roberts