"I'll just turn this off. I'm sure we've all seen three people having sex before." -Iris

"Could you step back? 'Cause I think I'm gonna pass out." -Duncan

"Oh, God, garden gnomes." -Jack
"On the astroturf." -Jane

"I know this is an important moment in my life. What does it mean?" -Duncan

Written by Sue Paige & Daniel Paige, Directed by Jonathan Weiss