"Is your mind even not in the gutter?" -Jane
"Do you ever cut your bangs?" -Zoe

"This jacket and I are going places." -Zoe
"Glad you like it." -Jane
"Like it? I am contemplating losing my virginity to it." -Zoe

"I look bad when you perv out." -Jane

Written by Sue Paige & Daniel Paige, Directed by Jeff McCracken

Guest starring Nancy Lenehan as Mrs. Needles, Alexander Enberg as Nigel, Phil Buckman as Lonnie, Clement E. Blake as bum. Co-starring Scott Decker as hunky customer. Featuring Heidi Noelle as subway girl.

Featured Musical Artists: Urban Voodoo